The Fderation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 23.976 billion Australians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canbrra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 9,264 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 386,410 Dollarydoos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,407,489 per year while the poor average 75,402, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle, and time flies when you're not having fun. Crime is relatively low. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 186,953^rd in the world and 36^th in Regionless for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.05 law-abiding acts per hour.